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| | | | “Laughter is an instant vacation.” | | | | “If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.” | | | | “If you’re not sure if it’s funny, it’s not funny.” | | | | “A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something.” … Read more

| | | | “एक तो बोलणं म्हणजे जल्दी वाईरी करणं.” | | | | (Talking is the first step towards action.) | | | | “संघर्ष ही तुझ्याला सापडेल, तेव्हा विजय तुझ्याला सापडेल.” | | | | (If you face challenges, victory will also come your way.) | | | | “ब्रांड घडविण्याचं फॉर्मूला … Read more

| | | | “Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.” | | | | “You’re so full of shit, the toilet’s jealous.” | | | | “If brains were dynamite, you wouldn’t have enough to blow your nose.” | | | | “You’re the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.” … Read more

| | | | “My mom is the reason I have trust issues.” | | | | “I hate my mom for never being there when I needed her.” | | | | “I wish I had a different mom, someone who actually cares about me.” | | | | “My mom always puts herself … Read more

| | | | “Déjà vu is the mind’s way of telling you that you are exactly where you are meant to be.” – Unknown | | | | “Déjà vu is a sign that you are on the right path in life.” – Unknown | | | | “Déjà vu is like a spiritual … Read more

| | | | “I don’t want to believe, I want to know.” | | | | “The paranormal field is like a buffet. And I like to eat.” | | | | “Sometimes the scariest things are the ones you can’t see.” | | | | “I don’t just investigate haunted places, I try … Read more

| | | | “I miss you every day, big brother. Your absence leaves a void that can never be filled.” | | | | “You were not just my brother, but my best friend. I miss you more than words can express.” | | | | “Big brother, you were my protector, my confidante, … Read more

| | | | “I miss you like an idiot misses the point.” | | | | “I miss you like a squirrel misses its nuts.” | | | | “I miss you like a fat kid misses cake.” | | | | “I miss you like a teacher misses summer vacation.” | | | … Read more

| | | | “Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!” – French Soldier | | | | “I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!” – French Soldier | | | | “She turned me into a newt! …I got better.” … Read more

| | | | “Stay focused, go after your dreams, and keep moving towards your goals.” – LL Cool J | | | | “Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice, and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do.” – Pele | | | … Read more