MOTIVATIONAL FUNNY BOWLING QUOTES

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“Bowling is 90% mental. The other half is physical.” – Yogi Berra

“Life is better when you’re bowling.” – Unknown

“Bowling is how I roll.” – Unknown

“I bowl because punching people is frowned upon.” – Unknown

“Bowling: because therapy is expensive.” – Unknown

“Say no to drugs, but say yes to bowling.” – Unknown

“Bowling is right up my alley.” – Unknown

“I bowl so hard, the pins wanna find me.” – Unknown

“Bowling is the answer. Who cares what the question is.” – Unknown “I wish I could bowl as good as I talk trash.” – Unknown

“You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy bowling shoes, and that’s pretty close.” – Unknown

“Bowling: the perfect combination of drinking, competition, and potential for injury.” – Unknown

“I’ve got nine problems but a strike ain’t one.” – Unknown FRUSTRATED QUOTES IN HINDI

“If bowling isn’t a sport, then explain why it’s in the Olympics.” – Unknown

“Bowling: because some skills are just more important than others.” – Unknown

“Alone we can do so little; together we can bowl so much.” – Unknown

“Bowling is my cardio.” – Unknown

“Bowling is like a nature hike, but with beer and balls.” – Unknown

“Life’s too short to be serious all the time. Have some fun, go bowling.” – Unknown

“Bowling is a lot like life. You get out what you put in.” – Unknown

“Bowling: keeping fingers in holes since 4000 B.C.” – Unknown

“My therapist told me I needed a hobby, so I took up bowling. Now I bowl my problems away.” – Unknown

“Bowling: because chasing a tiny white ball around a course is overrated.” – Unknown

“Bowling: the only time it’s acceptable to throw a heavy ball at a group of standing objects.” – Unknown

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