FUNNY NEW YEAR QUOTES

“New Year’s Eve is the only valid excuse to wear bedazzled clothing in public.” – Unknown

“My New Year’s resolution is to stop lying to myself about making lifestyle changes.” – Unknown

“May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.” – Joey Adams

“I can’t believe it’s been a year since I didn’t become a better person.” – Unknown

“Another year has gone by, and I didn’t use my gym membership once.” – Unknown

“I can’t wait for Janu-worry to be over so I can start Febru-very rich.” – Unknown

“I resolve to get in shape this year. Round is a shape, right?” – Unknown

“I’m not making any new resolutions for this year, mainly because I’m still working on the ones from last year.” – Unknown

“New Year’s Day: now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.” – Mark Twain

“May your New Year’s Eve be as epic as Ryan Seacrest thinks it is.” – Unknown

“I wish you peace, love, and laughter in the New Year, and absolutely nothing that requires a gym membership.” – Unknown

“Every New Year’s Eve I look forward to a good kiss at midnight and staying up past my bedtime. That’s about it.” – Unknown

“May this New Year bring actual change in the world, and not the kind of change that involves a new Netflix password.” – Unknown QUOTES ON LIFE TAMIL

“New Year’s Eve is the perfect time to reflect on all the bad decisions you made in the past year. You know, like staying up late to binge-watch a show on a weekday.” -Unknown

“New year, same me. But with a few more wrinkles and a slower metabolism.” – Unknown

“I don’t drink anymore on New Year’s Eve. That way, I won’t feel too bad about not keeping my resolutions.” – Unknown

“Here’s to another year of pretending to work hard and hardly working.” – Unknown

“This year, I’m going to turn my life around. Starting with not eating that last slice of pizza.” – Unknown

“I don’t know what’s worse: being lonely on New Year’s Eve or being stuck at a party with people you don’t like.” – Unknown

“My New Year’s resolution is to be more like my cat, who spends most of the day napping and doesn’t have to worry about resolutions.” – Unknown

“Wishing you a year of joy, peace, and cheap wine.” – Unknown

“New Year’s Day: The first day of the year when it’s acceptable to be hungover and eat pizza for breakfast.” – Unknown

“This year, let’s resolve to stop pretending we’re going to get up early and work out.” – Unknown

“May the New Year bring you lots of love, laughter, and never-ending episodes of your favorite TV show.” – Unknown