“I’m not as dumb as I look, but I just might be.”

“I have a face for radio and a voice for print.”

“I’m not short, I’m just concentrated awesome.”

“I’m the only person I know who can trip over air.”

“My life is like a romantic comedy, but without the romance or the comedy.”

“I have a personality that only a mother could love.”

“I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy.”

“I’m so clumsy that even my shadow trips over me.”

“I’m not good at math, but I can count on my fingers.” “I’m not a morning person. I’m more of a 1 o’clock in the afternoon person.”

“I have a memory like a fish. I can’t remember anything for more than five seconds.”

“I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I’m pretty good at opening jars.”

“I’m not overweight, I’m undertall.” GOD SHIVA QUOTES IN TAMIL

“I’m not procrastinating, I’m just prioritizing my Netflix binge.”

“I’m not technologically challenged, I’m just a classic.”

“I’m not a foodie, I just have a healthy appreciation for pizza.”

“I’m not a morning person, or an afternoon person, or an evening person. I’m a sleep person.”

“I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy.”

“If I was any more socially awkward, I’d be a rock.”

“If you’re wondering why things always go wrong for me, it’s because I have Murphy’s Law on speed dial.”

“I may not be perfect, but at least I’m not fake.”

“I’m like a chocolate fountain, things just don’t stick to me.”

“I’m not a quitter, I’m just really good at failing.”

“I’m like a superhero, except I always forget to wear my cape.”