“All I’m saying is that everything you need for a good time is right here in front of you.”

“You just gotta keep livin’, man. L-I-V-I-N.”

“I love those redheads, man. They’re wild.”

“That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.”

“It’s a lot easier to have fun when you don’t care what anyone else thinks.”

“I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I ended up where I needed to be.”

“I ain’t one for speeches, man. Let’s just party.”

“Life’s about taking chances, ain’t it?”

“Floyd, man, you’re a genius. The way you mix those drinks, I swear it’s like magic.”

“I’m not a smart man, but I know what love is.”

“I always get nostalgic for the present.”

“If it ain’t fun, it ain’t worth doing.”

“Hey, man, you got a joint?” HOMESICK QUOTES FUNNY

“I don’t have a whole lot of answers yet, but I know what kind of questions to ask.”

“I don’t even have a job, man. I just hang out.”

“You know what they say about nostalgia, man. It’s like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect.”

“Let me tell you something, man. The older you do get, the more rules they’re gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin’, goin’ your own way, and don’t let ’em get you down.”

“Whip it out, knock out a interview, win some cash, and buy some beer!”

“You gotta embrace the moment, man. ‘Cause it ain’t gonna last.”

“I’ll tell you what I love about this place: High school girls, man.”

“I’m just lookin’ for a good time, man.”

“You know what I like about these high school girls, man? I keep getting older, and they keep staying the same age.”

“Man, it’s all about the journey.”

“Life’s too short to be worried about stuff like consequences.”