TEASING QUOTES

“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”

“I have a personality you can’t handle.”

“I’m not saying you’re dumb, but if you tell me your IQ, I’m not gonna be surprised.”

“I’m not always sarcastic, sometimes I’m sleeping.”

“I’m sorry, I don’t speak stupidity.”

“I’m not bossy, I’m just efficient.”

“I’m not short, I’m fun-sized.”

“I’m not a morning person, I’m a coffee person.”

“I have PMS and GPS, which means you’re in for a bitchy ride and you won’t like where we end up.” “I’m not sassy, I’m just confident.”

“I may be a handful, but at least you’ll have two hands to hold on to.”

“My soulmate is out there somewhere, annoying someone else.”

“I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you.” I DONT DESERVE YOU QUOTES

“I’m not conceited, I’m just aware of my awesomeness.”

“I’m sorry, I don’t speak drama.”

“I’m a hot mess in a sundress.”

“I’m not being difficult, you’re just being lazy.”

“I’m not moody, I just have a lot of emotions.”

“I’m a princess, not because I have a tiara, but because my attitude demands royalty.”

“I’m not stubborn, I’m just determined.”

“I’m not mean, I’m brutally honest.”

“I’m not a control freak, I’m just highly organized.”

“I’m not picky, I just have high standards.”

“I’m not judging you, I’m just silently observing your poor choices.”