“Love is a battlefield…and I’m a casualty.”

“Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it’s probably sh*t.”

“Love is blind, but marriage is an eye-opener.”

“I’ve been single for so long, I’m starting to think I’m really good at it.”

“Be with someone who is proud to have you, not someone who only wants to keep you a secret.”

“Love is like a booger, you keep picking at it until you get it right.”

“Love is like a bad haircut, it just keeps getting worse the longer you let it grow.”

“If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving isn’t for you…just like love.”

“Love is like a rollercoaster, sometimes it’s thrilling, sometimes it’s terrifying, and sometimes you just wanna get off.”

“Sometimes love is just a matter of timing. And sometimes, it’s just plain bad luck.”

“You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams…or when you’re just really bad at sleeping.”

“Love is like a glass of water, easy to spill, hard to clean up, and sometimes you’re left with nothing.”

“Love is like a joke, it’s only funny until it’s not.” PROMISES ARE JUST WORDS QUOTES

“Love is like a revolving door, one minute you’re in, the next you’re out, and then you’re in again.”

“Love is like a game of poker, you can’t win if you don’t know when to fold.”

“Love is like a fire, it can warm your soul or burn your house down.”

“Love is like a fat baby, it makes you feel happy and miserable at the same time.”

“Love is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get…except disappointment.”

“Love is like a virus, once you catch it, it’s hard to get rid of and even harder not to infect others.”

“Love is like a snowflake, it’s beautiful and fragile, but it melts away as soon as the sun shines.”

“Love is like a bad tattoo, it seemed like a good idea at the time.”

“Love is like a novel, sometimes it’s a romance, sometimes it’s a horror story, and sometimes it’s a mystery.”

“Love is like a puzzle, sometimes the pieces fit perfectly, sometimes they don’t, and sometimes you just give up.”

“Love is like a traffic jam, it’s frustrating, it makes you late for everything, and sometimes you just want to honk your horn and drive away.”