“Captain, I have a strange feeling in my diodes when I look at her. Are we in love?”

“In Russia, we have a saying: ‘Trust, but verify.’”

“There’s nothing like a poisonous atmosphere, is there?”

“In an emergency, a good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week.”

“The trouble with computers is that they’re very sophisticated idiots.”

“A starship captain’s life is not for the faint hearted.”

“I may not be a science officer, but I know when something isn’t right.”

“I’m just working out your accent, sir. Where are you from?”

“It’s very difficult to protect the galaxy when you’re not entirely sure where it is.”

“I may be Russian, but I like Italian.”

“If we cannot prevent the penetration of our society by our enemies, they will win.”

“Weapons are not the only tools for killing.”

“You can’t be a true country unless you have a beer and an airline—it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least, you need a beer.” KAMIKAZE QUOTES

“I’m afraid I’m not very familiar with your custom of referring to your commanding officers by their first names.”

“I think you’re going to find that the universe is a lot more complicated than you thought.”

“Sir, I have not yet begun to defile myself.”

“I’ll try spinning, that’s a good trick!”

“At 1900 hours, we’ll be in the cosmic string.”

“I must confess, Coco-Cola is not a common beverage in Russia.”

“I’m monitoring the frequencies, sir.”

“I’m not a magician, Spock. Just an extremely clever person.”

“I’m an excellent Russian.”

“Your checkmate, Captain.”

“If I said I was a handsome devil, would you believe me?”