“I can’t believe how much time and effort people put into their selfies… it’s like they’re trying to outdo their own faces!”

“Social media has taught me that if you don’t have at least one selfie a day, you’re doing it wrong.”

“I’m not addicted to social media. I’m just a habitual scroller.”

“My social media strategy is to post funny memes and then disappear for days. Works like a charm.”

“I think we can all agree that the real reason we’re on social media is to see what our exes are up to.”

“I don’t need to read your status update to know that your life is better than mine.”

“If you don’t like my posts, just pretend they never happened. It’s what I do with most of my mistakes.”

“I’m not antisocial, I’m just anti-social media.”

“I’m not saying I’m the world’s greatest social media user, but my mom thinks I’m pretty funny.”

“If social media has taught me anything, it’s that people will argue about anything. Including whether or not pineapple belongs on pizza.”

“Social media is like a fridge. You keep opening it, even though there’s nothing good inside.”

“Social media is the place where everyone is an expert, until you ask them to cite their sources.”

“In this day and age, the greatest form of rebellion is to not have any social media accounts.” MISSING LOVE QUOTES IN HINDI

“The real reason my phone is always in my face? I’m not addicted to social media, I’m just avoiding eye contact with people.”

“Why spend money on therapy when you can just read people’s Facebook rants for free?”

“Social media is like a buffet. You keep going back for more, even though everything tastes the same.”

“I finally understand why they call it ‘social’ media. It’s because you have to be drunk to enjoy it.”

“I’m not saying social media is a waste of time, but I didn’t get my degree in scrolling through Instagram.”

“Social media has made it so easy for me to be antisocial, and I absolutely love it.”

“If I wanted to see pictures of your cat, I’d come over to your house. Please stop posting them on Facebook.”

“Social media is like a never-ending game of ‘telephone’. The message gets distorted more and more with each sharing.”

“The best thing about social media is that it saves me from having to talk to people in real life.”

“I don’t always post on social media, but when I do, it’s usually a picture of my dinner.”

“Social media has taught me that I’m not the only one who lacks basic grammar skills.”