“I reckon if I had to cut my own throat, I’d do it with a sling blade.”

“Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade.”

“It’s a funny world we live in, ain’t it?”

“I like them French-fried potaters.”

“I don’t reckon I got no reason to kill nobody.”

“I don’t reckon I got no reason to live, neither.”

“Mmm-hmm, they’ll do it every time.”

“I like the quiet. It’s nice.”

“I don’t know what to do with my hands.” “I feel like french fried potaters: no matter what else you put with ’em, they still taste good.”

“I like the rain. It’s like music playing in my head.”

“I’m a bad man. I just keep away from folks.”

“I reckon I’ll have me a little nap. Ain’t no need in getting riled up.” QUOTES ON CORONA WARRIORS

“It’s a sad, sad day when a man can’t trust his biscuits.”

“She’s got a lot of good things going on upstairs.”

“I like the smell of gasoline.”

“I never eat nothin’ that ain’t got a neck or a collar.”

“You shouldn’t oughta talk like that to no man.”

“I reckon you’re one of them smart fellas, ain’t ya?”

“I like them little Debbie cakes.”

“You got some big ol’ long legs, boy!”

“I reckon you’d have to be a little touched to want to live down here by yourself.”

“I reckon I got no manners, huh?”

“I reckon if it was death himself, I’d go up and have a word with him.”