“I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of your own stupidity.”

“If stupidity was a currency, some people would be billionaires.”

“I never underestimate the power of human stupidity.”

“Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you’ll find a brain back there.”

“It’s a beautiful day to leave my brain at home and deal with other people’s stupidity.”

“Some people should come with a warning label that says ‘I’m dangerous when I’m stupid.'”

“Why be yourself when you can be someone else’s idea of stupid?”

“I used to think the world was full of smart people, then I joined Twitter.”

“I’m not saying you’re stupid, but it’s like you have a PhD in dumb.”

“I’m convinced some people were born with a lack of intelligence, it’s not their fault.”

“I’m not sure which is worse, being stupid or pretending to be stupid.”

“I’m starting to think that stupidity is contagious.”

“I didn’t think it was possible to be both ignorant and arrogant, but you’ve proved me wrong.” RODDY PIPER QUOTES

“I don’t have the patience to deal with your level of stupidity.”

“I’m sure your parents are proud of the C- they got in raising you.”

“Some people need GPS to find their own stupidity.”

“I’m not saying you’re stupid, but I bet you believe the earth is flat.”

“Brains are like muscle, some people just don’t have any.”

“I’m not sure if your stupidity is a joke or a genuine medical condition.”

“I don’t always deal with stupid people, but when I do, I make sure to have a strong drink afterwards.”

“You’re a prime example of why some animals eat their young.”

“I would call you a genius, but then we would both know I’m lying.”

“Never underestimate the power of a stupid person in a position of authority.”

“I’ve never met someone so stupid, they could make me question my own intelligence.”