“I thought our story was epic, you know, you and me.”

“Nobody asked you Patrice!”

“I’m not a big cookie person. I mean, if they’re there, yeah, sure, I’ll eat them. But it’s not like I go out of my way to get them.”

“I wasn’t built to be some sort of housewife. I like to drink and swear and play darts.”

“You can’t design your life like a building. It doesn’t work that way. You just have to live it, and it will design itself.”

“Just because I wear lipstick doesn’t mean I’m off the market.”

“I’m not weird, I’m just different. And that’s what makes me awesome.”

“Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.”

“I’m not one for sentimentality. I just want a good night’s sleep and a glass of scotch.”

“I’m not gonna be your stupid backup plan anymore!”

“I refuse to let a boy be the reason for my unhappiness.”

“I just want someone who won’t embarrass me in front of my friends.”

“Ain’t no thing but a chicken wing.” QUOTES ON ITALIAN FOOD

“I don’t need a man to make me happy. I’m not Cinderella.”

“I’m not going to jeopardize my career for some guy.”

“If you’re going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it, or else you’re going to be locked up.”

“I’m not high-maintenance, I’m just expensive.”

“That’s the funny thing about destiny. You’re never quite sure what’s coming your way.”

“I’m always the one who gets left behind.”

“I’m not a robot. I’m a human being with real emotions.”

“I don’t need to be in a relationship to feel complete.”

“I’m not going to apologize for who I am.”

“I love you, but please don’t ever make me choose between you and my career.”

“I don’t know where I’m going, but I promise it won’t be boring.”