QUOTES HINDI FUNNY

“Aaj kal toh sach kehna bhi bahut zaroori hai…koi bina sach bola kaise jiyega?” (These days, it’s very important to speak the truth…how else will anyone survive without lying?)

“Hum apne kaam se kaam rakhenge, tum apne kaam se apni shaadi rakhna.” (We’ll focus on our work, you focus on keeping your marriage intact.)

“Bhagwan ji, aapke sath koi pareshani ho toh mujhe mat batana, main khud pareshan ho jaaungi.” (God, if you have any trouble, please don’t tell me, I’ll get worried myself.)

“Kismat mein likha hai toh mil hi jayega, warna… patang jaise udta reh jayega.” (If it’s written in fate, we’ll get it, otherwise…we’ll fly like kites.)

“Aapko har chiz ke baare mein janna chahiye, itni knowledge honi chahiye…ki aapko khud na pata chale ki aap kya bol rahe ho.” (You should know everything about everything, you should have so much knowledge…that you don’t even know what you’re saying.)

“Jab tak ishq na ho, tab tak life mein kuch nahi hai.” (Until love is there, there’s nothing in life.)

“Hansne ki koi umar nahi hai…bas hasne wale ki umar hoti hai.” (There’s no age for laughter…it’s just the age of those who laugh.)

“Humne tumhe ek baar maaf kiya tha, ab doosri baar maaf kar bhi denge, lekin…fayda kya hua hai humein?” (We forgave you once, we’ll forgive you again, but…what have we gained?)

“Pehle aap humein pasand kijiye, fir hum aapko pasand karenge.” (First like us, then we’ll like you.)

“Dard ko jitna dabao, utna hi badhega.” (The more you suppress pain, the more it will grow.)

“Aapka chehra aisa hai ki aapka pura naam hi chehre se nikal jata hai.” (Your face is such that your entire name comes out of your face.)

“Aaj ke zamaane mein, nafrat karne ke liye bhi pyaar chahiye.” (In today’s times, you need love even to hate.)

“Hum toh ladoo khane ke liye hai, aap tandoori chicken khane ke liye aaye hai.” (We’re here to eat sweets, you came here to eat tandoori chicken.) BURA WAQT QUOTES IN HINDI

“Aapko mere saath chalne ka haq hai, lekin…meri saath chalne ka haq nahi hai.” (You have the right to walk with me, but…I don’t have the right to walk with you.)

“Aapne kaha tha ki aapko mujhse pyaar hai, lekin…kaha kaha se aaya hai yeh tera pyaar?” (You said you love me, but…where did your love come from?)

“Bura toh achcha hota hai, tabhi toh hum bade ban paate hai.” (Bad is good, that’s how we become big.)

“Kuchh toh log kahenge, logon ka kaam hai kehna.” (People will say something, it’s their job to say.)

“Humari zindagi ke do kissey hai, ek sach aur ek jhoot…aur humare paas dono stories hai.” (We have two stories in our life, one truth and one lie…and we have both stories.)

“Jab hum paida hote hai, toh saari duniya roone lagti hai, lekin…hum hansne lagte hai.” (When we’re born, the whole world cries, but…we start laughing.)

“Aapko khud ko itna promote karna chahiye ki aapko khud se pehchana na jaaye.” (You should promote yourself so much that you don’t recognize yourself.)

“Humre yahan sabse pehle pyaar karna seekhte hai aur phir shadi karte hai.” (We learn to love first and then get married.)

“Hum sabko kisi na kisi cheez se pareshan hona padta hai…par hum kisi ko pareshan nahi hone dete.” (We all have to worry about something or the other…but we don’t let anyone else worry.)

“Matlabi dost toh bahut hai, lekin…sachche dost bahut kam hai.” (There are many selfish friends, but…true friends are very few.)

“Aapko kuch funny lag raha hai, lekin…humko nahi lag raha.” (You think something’s funny, but…we don’t think so.)