QUOTES GRAPPIG

“Brains are awesome, I wish everyone had one.” – Unknown

“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.” – Unknown

“I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy.” – Unknown

“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” – Douglas Adams

“I won’t cry for you, my mascara’s too expensive.” – Adriana Lima

“Always remember that you’re unique, just like everyone else.” – Unknown

“I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Chandler Bing

“I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.” – Groucho Marx

“The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.” – Albert Einstein “I’d love to help you out, but I’m already overbooked with not giving a damn.” – Unknown

“I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them.” – Unknown

“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.” – Unknown

“I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.” – Unknown ANAM CARA QUOTES

“The only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven’t found it yet, keep looking. Don’t settle.” – Steve Jobs

“When someone says ‘Expect the unexpected,’ slap them and say, ‘You didn’t expect that, did you?'” – Unknown

“I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?” – Unknown

“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin

“I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.” – Unknown

“I put the ‘pro’ in procrastination.” – Unknown

“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.” – Unknown

“I have the memory of a goldfish, which means I’m pretty sure I’ve said this before.” – Unknown

“I’m not arguing, I’m just passionately expressing my point of view, which happens to be better than yours.” – Unknown

“Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.” – Unknown

“I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, I’m just saying no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room.” – Unknown