QUOTES FROM SANFORD AND SON

“Elizabeth, I’m coming to join you, honey!”

“You big dummy!”

“It’s the big one, Elizabeth! I’m coming, to join you honey!”

“I may not know much about art, but I know what I like.”

“I didn’t buy that truck for you to use as a telephone booth.”

“I’m the king of the junk heap!”

“Ain’t nothin’ wrong with talkin’ to yourself, it’s when you start answering yourself that you need to worry.”

“This is the big one! I’m really comin’ to join you, Elizabeth!”

“I’m warning you…I’m warning you, you big dummy!” “You know how to cook, but you don’t know how to chep.”

“This is a divorce. It’s when two people who’ve been living together for a long time decide to stop kidding themselves.”

“I’m about as broke as the Ten Commandments.”

“I ain’t got no time for friendship, I got business to conduct.” SILENCE LACK OF COMMUNICATION QUOTES

“When I go, I’m not gonna go quietly. I’m gonna go out with a big bang.”

“I’m not cheap, I’m thrifty.”

“I’m a bit of a pack rat, but everything I keep has potential value.”

“I don’t care what they say about me, as long as they spell my name right.”

“You better watch yourself, sucker!”

“I’m not afraid of hard work. I can lay down right next to it and go to sleep.”

“If the big one hits, I’ll survive. I’ll just have a heart attack and be the only one left.”

“You couldn’t sell me a glass of water in the desert on a hot day.”

“Money don’t grow on trees, it grows in junkyards.”

“I’m sick and tired of being sick and tired.”

“Being poor is no excuse for having poor taste.”