PROCRASTINATION QUOTES FUNNY

“I’ll stop procrastinating tomorrow.”

“Procrastination is like credit card debt. The longer you wait to pay it off, the bigger it gets.”

“Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.”

“I’m not procrastinating. I’m just prioritizing the things I don’t want to do.”

“The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”

“Procrastination is the thief of time, but I’m pretty sure it will give it back… eventually.”

“I have a black belt in procrastination. It’s a skill I’ve been perfecting for years.”

“I’ll do it later, because if I start now, I might have to finish.”

“Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow?”

“I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.”

“Procrastination: the art of keeping up with yesterday’s to-do list.”

“Procrastination is the enemy of progress… but it’s also really good at Netflix binges.”

“Why do I always feel like I’m running out of time, and yet I spend so much of it procrastinating?” QUOTES OVER HET WEER

“I’ll be productive tomorrow. Today, I’ll just chill like a sloth.”

“Procrastination is like a yoga pose. The longer you stay in it, the harder it is to get out of it.”

“I don’t always procrastinate, but when I do, I prefer ‘waiting until the last minute’.”

“I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy.”

“I can’t even procrastinate properly. I keep putting it off until the next day.”

“Procrastination may not be a wise choice, but it’s always the easy one.”

“I’m not procrastinating, I’m just giving my ideas time to marinate.”

“Why do today what you can do next week and feel guilty about for months?”

“The trouble with procrastination is that it gives us all something to do tomorrow.”

“I work best under pressure, which is why I always procrastinate until the last minute.”

“I never procrastinate. I just prioritize the important things, like napping and snacks.”