“Dumb like a fox.”

“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.” – Abraham Lincoln

“I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.”

“I am so smart! S-M-R-T!” – Homer Simpson

“I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I’m not a complete idiot either.”

“Stupid is as stupid does.” – Forrest Gump

“I would rather be thought of as an idiot than open my mouth and remove all doubt.” – Samuel Johnson

“I may not be the brightest bulb in the box, but at least I’m not a broken one.”

“I can resist everything except temptation.” – Oscar Wilde “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”

“I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.” – Douglas Adams

“I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, I’m just saying no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room together.”

“I don’t need a brain, I have Google.” TAKE ME FOR WHO I AM QUOTES

“A penny for your thoughts, but a dollar for your insensitivity.” – Harvey Specter

“I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy.”

“I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong.”

“I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not sure.”

“I’m not a morning person, I’m an all-day person.”

“I’m not perfect, but I’m always myself.”

“I’m not weird, I’m just limited edition.”

“I’m not short, I’m just concentrated awesome.”

“I’m not fat, I’m just getting more loveable.”

“I’m not broke, I’m between opportunities.”

“I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way.” – Jessica Rabbit