“Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays.” – Bill Lumbergh

“I did nothing, and it was everything I thought it could be.” – Peter Gibbons

“I don’t want to go to work tomorrow. I don’t think I can handle another day of monotony.” – Michael Bolton

“We have sort of a problem here with Bob Slydell.” – Bill Lumbergh

“I’m gonna need you to go ahead and come in tomorrow.” – Bill Lumbergh

“I guess I’m just gonna have to go ahead and take care of it myself then.” – Milton Waddams

“I have eight different bosses right now.” – Peter Gibbons

“I just stare at my desk. It looks like I’m working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch.” – Peter Gibbons

“It’s not that I’m lazy. It’s that I just don’t care.” – Peter Gibbons “The thing is, Bob, it’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care.” – Peter Gibbons

“We’re gonna be getting rid of these people here, First. Mr. Samir Naga… Naga… Naga… Not gonna work here anymore, anyway.” – Tom Smykowski

“Oh, I almost forgot. I’m also gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday, too.” – Bill Lumbergh

“The worst part of my job is that I have to work with people.” – Joanna RADHE QUOTES IN HINDI

“I’m a Michael Bolton fan.” – Samir Nagheenanajar

“I could set the building on fire.” – Milton Waddams

“The thing with me is, I really don’t like my job.” – Peter Gibbons

“So if you could just go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, OK?” – Bill Lumbergh

“I’m sorry, I’m not sure what you said. Did you say you’re quitting?” – Tom Smykowski

“Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler.” – Milton Waddams

“I have people skills. I am good at dealing with people. Can’t you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?” – Tom Smykowski

“Hey, wanna hear something funny? Initech means ‘grapefruit’ in Japanese.” – Tom Smykowski

“This is a workplace. We’re not supposed to have fun here.” – Bill Lumbergh

“It was a ‘Jump to Conclusions’ mat. You see, it would be this mat that you would put on the floor, and would have different conclusions written on it that you could jump to.” – Tom Smykowski

“I’m thinking I might just take that new chick. Linda, or whatever. If people start calling me Mike Judge’s version of Chuck Norris, I’m outta here.” – Michael Bolton.