NEXT FRIDAY QUOTES

“I look like Janet Jackson!”

“I’m just tryin’ to have a little fun before the night is done!”

“If you don’t show up by the end of the night, I’ll poop on Miss Parker’s doorstep!”

“Old man Willie, you better be careful or you gonna be dead next Friday.”

“You know what they say, it’s Friday, you ain’t got no job, and you ain’t got shit to do!”

“Day-Day, you can’t have sex with money!”

“Run, Craig! Run faster than Jesse Owens!”

“I’m ’bout to go ham, cheese, and a little bit of mayo!”

“How you get fired on your day off?”

“Hey! Smokey back there takin’ pisses and shits!”

“Don’t nobody go in there for about 35-45 minutes!”

“Your mother and I have adopted a vegetarian lifestyle. We don’t eat meat.”

“Shoot, a billion Chinese people can’t be wrong.” SARAH LYNN QUOTES

“You got knocked the fuck out!”

“Craig, you need to get your ass whooped!”

“Which one of y’all kicked me?”

“You smell that? Nah, man, I ain’t smellin’ shit.”

“You ain’t shit! You ain’t never been shit! And you ain’t never gon’ be shit!”

“I love chicken, but I don’t love no damn chicken head!”

“Day-Day, keep those girl scout cookies away from my mouth!”

“You gonna learn today!”

“I ain’t gotta be Ghandi to know you full of shit!”

“Money talks and bullshit runs a marathon.”

“I don’t want you selling my TV and shit to buy some motherfuckin’ Jerry Springer tickets!”