MR BEAN QUOTES

“I’m not a morning person, I’m a bean person.”

“Life is too short to drive boring cars.”

“I don’t want to be a millionaire, I just want to have enough money to stare off into the distance and imagine I’m rich.”

“I love walking in the rain because no one can see me cry.”

“I don’t have a bad handwriting, I just have my own font.”

“My favorite exercise is running late.”

“I’ve discovered the secret to youthfulness, the older you get, the more you act like a child.”

“I have no sense of direction, but I do have a sense of adventure.”

“I always plan everything in my head, it never goes well.”

“I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy.”

“I may not be the most intelligent person in the room, but I can make the room laugh.”

“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”

“I never make the same mistake twice, I make it at least five times.” PC PRINCIPAL QUOTES

“I may look calm, but in my head, I’ve already punched you in the face.”

“I don’t need a bubble bath, I need a money bath.”

“I don’t have a crush, I have a whole damn garden.”

“I don’t need anger management, I need people to stop pissing me off.”

“I don’t have a ‘to-do’ list, I have a ‘will-never-get-done’ list.”

“I don’t always have gems of wisdom, but when I do, I drop them on people’s toes.”

“I may not be the best, but I’m definitely not like the rest.”

“I think I need glasses, every time I look at my bank account, it gets blurry.”

“I’m not a morning person, I’m an all-day person.”

“I don’t always make sense, but when I do, I confuse myself.”

“I never lose, I either win or I learn.”