MCLOVIN QUOTES SUPERBAD

“I am McLovin!”

“I don’t wanna be the guy who’s stuck with a boring story about the person who settled for someone.”

“I’ll cry into your breasts later.”

“I am the Iron Chef.”

“It’s 10:3 We interview the cops in 26 minutes.”

“Alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.”

“You know what’s awesome? Your face.”

“This party is gonna make my whole life.”

“I’ve heard that women fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships.” “You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.”

“I don’t have a gun license.”

“It’s not like getting a driver’s license! It’s a lot easier!”

“Hey Becca, you bear down for one second like a girl and he’s gonna freak out.”

“I can’t believe you got a bulletproof vest… I’m just… I’m jealous.”

“You’re not calling me McLovin. You call me Fogell.” QUOTES ON SWACHH BHARAT IN HINDI

“This is an older gentleman by the name of Muhammad… that’s funny, it’s just like that guy who shot you.”

“Yeah, we shouldn’t let our bromance stand in the way of your vagina.”

“I heard she’s a real pillow princess.”

“Did you get a blood transfusion with superhuman blood or something?”

“I’m addicted to Diet Coke.”

“I could be a park ranger. Who wouldn’t want to be a park ranger?”

“It’s a jerky boys sandwich deluxe, and a Dr. Pepper.”

“Can I get a large black coffee?”

“Do you want pizza?”

“Do I want a pizza with my coffee?”

“I mean, chicks can fake orgasms, but dudes can fake whole relationships.”

“I’m sorry, officer. I’m-I’m not buying this. I’m not buying this at all.”