“I never trust a lobster with a New England accent.” – Unknown

“I don’t always eat seafood, but when I do…I prefer lobster.” – Unknown

“A lobster walks into a psychiatrist’s office and says, ‘Doc, I feel like I’m trapped in a shell.'” – Unknown

“Why did the lobster blush? Because the seaweed tickled its fancy!” – Unknown

“I always feel like a lobster in a seafood restaurant; they’re all looking at me like they want to eat me.” – Unknown

“You can’t be sad when you’re holding a lobster.” – Unknown

“I’m not a lobster, but I definitely have a shellfish personality.” – Unknown

“The best way to eat a lobster is to trick someone else into doing all the work.” – Unknown

“Lobster is just a fancy word for sea spider.” – Unknown “Why did the lobster refuse to leave its tank? It was shell-shocked.” – Unknown

“A lobster always looks like it’s about to burst into song.” – Unknown

“Why do lobsters make bad comedians? Their jokes always fall flat.” – Unknown

“Lobsters are like the rock stars of the sea; they’re always getting high on fish.” – Unknown LOVE U JAAN QUOTES

“I’m not a lobster, but I still have a lot of claw-some qualities.” – Unknown

“If lobsters could talk, they’d probably have a lot of shell-shocking stories to share.” – Unknown

“Lobsters might look tough on the outside, but they’re all soft and mushy on the inside.” – Unknown

“Why don’t lobsters share? Because they’re shellfish.” – Unknown

“Lobster: the ultimate sea creature to have a crustacean crush on.” – Unknown

“How do you know if a lobster is feeling blue? It turns red.” – Unknown

“Lobsters are like tiny aliens from beneath the sea…delicious, delicious aliens.” – Unknown

“I’ve never met a lobster I didn’t like…except for the ones I’ve eaten, of course.” – Unknown

“Lobsters may be the kings of the sea, but they’re definitely not royalty in the kitchen.” – Unknown

“Why did the lobster cross the road? To get to the other tide.” – Unknown

“Lobster is proof that sometimes the best things in life come in shells.” – Unknown