LAUREL AND HARDY QUOTES

“Well, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into!”

“I’m gonna crown ya!”

“The trouble with you is you’re all sauced up on whiskey!”

“That’s another fine mess you’ve gotten us into.”

“You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be led.”

“If you want to have fun, go someplace else.”

“You can’t fool me, there ain’t no sanity clause!”

“He was just like a brother to me. We were like two peas in a pot.”

“I’m not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.” “You can’t have everything, where would you put it?”

“I’m not a paranoid deranged millionaire. Goddamit, I’m a billionaire.”

“You’re not very bright, are you?”

“You know the trouble with you? You’ve got joy in your heart.” ALLAH DUA QUOTES IN HINDI

“I know nothing, and nothing doesn’t know me.”

“Isn’t it a martinet church?”

“He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.”

“Any time things appear to be going better for me, I must be overlooking something.”

“I’m not a prophet or a stone aged man, just a mortal with potential of a superman.”

“You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be led.”

“The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.”

“Nice things continue to happen to good people.”

“It’s hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.”

“You can’t stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.”

“If you fall in love with a feisty peach, you must caress it to make it soft.”