“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”

“I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy.”

“I have a photographic memory, but I always forget to bring my camera.”

“I’m not short, I’m just concentrated awesome.”

“I’m not procrastinating, I’m giving my brain time to come up with a genius idea.”

“I don’t always have a witty comeback, but when I do, I forget it.”

“I’m not a morning person, I’m a coffee person.”

“I tried to escape from reality, but they always send me back to HR.”

“I’m not a doctor, but I play one on Google.” “I’m not always right, but I’m never wrong.”

“I don’t need anger management, I just need people to stop pissing me off.”

“I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas.”

“I’m not clumsy, I’m just gravity-challenged.” AYYAPPA QUOTES IN ENGLISH

“I’m not a control freak, I’m a control enthusiast.”

“I’m not arguing, I’m just passionately expressing my correct opinion.”

“I’m not fat, I’m just easy to see.”

“I’m not weird, I’m limited edition.”

“I’m not ignoring you, I’m just prioritizing my to-do list.”

“I’m not an early bird, I’m a night owl that needs coffee in the morning.”

“I’m not sarcastic, I’m just fluent in smart-ass.”

“I’m not late, I’m just on my own time.”

“I’m not short-tempered, I just have a quick wit and low tolerance for stupidity.”

“I’m not stealing, I’m just borrowing permanently.”

“I’m not a morning person, I’m a don’t-talk-to-me-until-I’ve-had-coffee person.”