KIP DYNAMITE QUOTES

“I love technology, but not as much as you, you see. But I still love technology.”

“Napoleon, like anyone can even know that.”

“Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner!”

“Just follow your heart. That’s what I do.”

“You know, there’s like a boat-load of gangs at this school. This is pretty much the biggest gang in the school.”

“I don’t even have any skills. You know, like nunchuck skills, bow-hunting skills, computer hacking skills… girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.”

“Yes, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it ‘cause I can’t fit my nunchucks in there anymore.”

“Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills. You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills.”

“I spent like three hours shading the upper lip.” “I see you’re drinking 1%. Is that ‘cause you think you’re fat? ‘Cause you’re not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.”

“Nunchucks… skills.”

“The only good thing about you guys is that you won’t be here after high school.”

“Gosh, idiot. I told you, like, a million times. This is a girl’s bike!” CHIMP PARADOX QUOTES

“I caught you a delicious bass.”

“I don’t even have any good skills.”

“Pedro offers you his protection.”

“Back off! Napoleon, make yourself a dang quesarito.”

“I’ve been practicing my dance moves.”

“You got shocks, pegs… lucky! You ever take it off any sweet jumps?”

“No more flying solo. You need a sweet-ass partner.”

“Ever since Grandma broke her coccyx, she’s been using a butt donut.”

“I’m Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me in my dojo, you’ll be prepared to defend yourself with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.”

“I don’t even have any skills. You know, like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills.”

“I told you! I spent it with Deb getting my hair permed!”