“It’s not a comet. It’s something else…something different.”

“This is an intergalactic circus, all right?”

“What are these things? Clowns from outer space?”

“You know, popcorn’s really good for you. High in fiber.”

“We’re not late, we’ve just arrived.”

“He’s barely alive. And he’s missing a few things.”

“It’s not natural. It’s not normal. And it’s certainly not human.”

“Klowns? Are you kidding me?”

“They’re taking people away, hauling them off to their circus tent.”

“I don’t believe this. I don’t believe this. There’s supposed to be a parade.”

“This is no way to treat customers. First they make you wait, then they kidnap you.”

“Those Klowns are bad news. There’s something about them that just ain’t right.”

“They’re cruel, vicious…and they’re clowns.” BEING A SIDE CHICK HURTS QUOTES

“We got a balloon, Debbie. Maybe we can use it as a distraction.”

“They’re clowns, they’re not real.”

“You know, I bet those Klowns aren’t even scary.”

“We need to find the source, the mother Klown.”

“They’re not taking us to the circus. They’re taking us to their spaceship.”

“Hey, you guys made popcorn? That’s my favorite.”

“They’re dangerous. You don’t understand. These are not the kind of clowns that you want at your birthday party.”

“They’re everywhere…hiding…waiting to strike.”

“If they turn us into cotton candy, I’m gonna be really pissed!”

“I don’t think any of us are gonna make it out of this alive.”

“The last thing the world needs is more killer Klowns from outer space.”