JOHNNY DEPP QUOTES FUNNY

“I think the thing to do is to enjoy the ride while you’re on it.”

“My body is my journal, and my tattoos are my story.”

“People say I make strange choices, but they’re not strange for me. My sickness is that I’m fascinated by human behavior, by what’s underneath the surface, by the worlds inside people.”

“I’m not sure I’m adult yet.”

“The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.”

“I think the world is a place where anything can happen. I think that’s both a blessing and a curse.”

“You can close your eyes to the things you don’t want to see, but you can’t close your heart to the things you don’t want to feel.”

“I am doing things that are true to me. The only thing I have a problem with is being labeled.”

“I’m shy, paranoid, whatever word you want to use. I hate fame. I’ve done everything I can to avoid it.”

“Me, I’m dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest.”

“There are four questions of value in life. What is sacred? Of what is the spirit made? What is worth living for? And what is worth dying for? The answer to each is the same: only love.”

“I’m not an actor, I’m a liar who pretends to be an actor.”

“If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.” SAVE NATURE QUOTES IN HINDI

“I can’t work on movies all the time, you know. I work on the garden. It’s therapy. You don’t have to think about a damn thing when you’re out there. It’s not like working on a movie.”

“As a teenager, I was so insecure. I was the type of guy that never fitted in because he never dared to choose. I was convinced I had absolutely no talent at all. For nothing. And that thought took away all my ambition too.”

“You gotta be crazy, don’t let that stop ya.”

“I’m happy to disagree with anybody at any time. That’s how I learn.”

“We’re all damaged in our own way. Nobody’s perfect. I think we are all somewhat screwy, every single one of us.”

“People cry not because they’re weak. It’s because they’ve been strong for too long.”

“There are no absolutes in life. Only vodka.”

“I was in a band called The Kids. We were five white guys covering James Brown. That didn’t go over too well.”

“I am an absolute gentleman. It depends on what you understand by the term.”

“I have a really great idea for a movie. And it’s been in my head for a long time. But I’m not going to tell you what it is because I don’t want to spoil it for anyone.”

“I think the thing to do is to enjoy the ride while you’re on it.”