“Have I gone mad?”

“I’m afraid so. You’re entirely bonkers. But I’ll tell you a secret: all the best people are.”

“It’s always tea time.”

“Oh, you can’t help that. Most everyone’s mad here.”

“You know what the issue is with this world? Everyone wants some magical solution for their problem and everyone refuses to believe in magic.”

“The time has come, my little friends, to talk of other things, of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of cabbages and kings.”

“I’ll be no one’s puppet master.”

“Down with the bloody Red Queen! Down with her!”

“Why is a raven like a writing desk?”

“If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn’t.”

“I need a pig here!”

“The Mad Hatter: Have I gone mad?

“No, I’m quite alright, thank you.” ALMIGHTY QUOTES

“The Cheshire Cat: Can you stand on your head?”

“The Mad Hatter: Why should I?”

“The Cheshire Cat: Try it!”

“The Mad Hatter: Hmmph! I’m not very good at it, after all. Maybe you can help me, Mr. Cat?”

“The Cheshire Cat: It’s all about perspective.”

“The Mad Hatter: If you don’t know where you are going, any road can take you there.”

“It’s just that I’m not mad. I have a small problem with reality.”

“I am under no obligation to make sense to you.”

“I am not weird, I’m just different… and I like it that way.”

“In a world full of temporary things, you are a perpetual feeling.”

“The Mad Hatter: The time has come, the walrus said, to talk of many things. Of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of cabbages and kings. And why the sea is boiling hot, and whether pigs have wings.”