JIJA SALI FUNNY QUOTES

“I have a brother-in-law who’s an engineer. He can fix anything. Unfortunately, he can’t make a jija-sali relationship work.”

“Jija-sali relationship is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how good you are, the bird just shits on the board and struts around like it won.”

“The only thing worse than being married to my sister is being married to my jija.”

“When my sister got married, I lost a sister and gained another sibling to make fun of.”

“Jija-sali relationship is like being stuck in an elevator with your worst enemy, except there’s no way out.”

“I once asked my jija if he wanted to take a trip with me to the moon. He said, ‘No thanks, I’ve already been to hell.'”

“I’m pretty sure my jija hates me. But that’s okay, because the feeling is mutual.”

“Jija-sali relationship is like a dance. One step forward, two steps back, and a lot of awkward moments in between.”

“I always thought the jija-sali relationship would be easier if we just switched roles. But then I realized, I don’t want to be a jija.”

“My jija and I have a great relationship. We’re like Tom and Jerry, always chasing each other around and never really catching up.”

“Jija-sali relationship is like a game of tug-of-war. You’re pulling in opposite directions, but neither side is winning.”

“I asked my jija if he wanted to play hide and seek. He said, ‘Sure, you go hide and I’ll seek happiness elsewhere.'”

“Jija-sali relationship is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re going to get, but you know it’s going to be sweet or sour.” A SOCIETY GROWS GREAT QUOTE

“My jija has a great sense of humor. Unfortunately, it’s always at my expense.”

“Jija-sali relationship is like a roller coaster. It’s full of ups and downs, twists and turns, and sometimes you just want to yell, ‘Stop the ride, I want to get off!'”

“I asked my jija what he wanted for his birthday. He said, ‘A divorce.’ I bought him a cake instead.”

“Jija-sali relationship is like a game of cat and mouse. You’re never sure who’s the cat and who’s the mouse.”

“My jija once said, ‘Marriage is a relationship where one person is always right and the other is the husband.’ I think he forgot about the jija-sali relationship.”

“Jija-sali relationship is like an onion. It makes you cry, and the more you peel, the more you realize there’s nothing left.”

“My jija and I have a great relationship. We’re like peanut butter and jelly, always sticking together, even when we don’t want to.”

“Jija-sali relationship is like a soap opera. There’s always drama, and it never seems to end.”

“I asked my jija if he wanted to go on a road trip. He said, ‘Sure, as long as we leave your sister behind.'”

“Jija-sali relationship is like a game of truth or dare. You’re always daring each other to do something you’ll regret.”

“My jija once said, ‘Life is too short to waste on people who don’t matter.’ I’m pretty sure he was talking about me.”