I CURSE YOU QUOTES

“May your problems multiply like rabbits.”

“I hope the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.”

“May your hair never be perfectly styled.”

“May all your Wi-Fi connections be painfully slow.”

“Wishing you a lifetime of stepping on Lego bricks.”

“May all your pizzas forever be delivered with the wrong toppings.”

“I curse you with constant buffering during your favorite TV shows.”

“May your smartphone always have low battery when you need it the most.”

“May every pair of socks you own be forever mismatched.” “I wish upon you a never-ending stream of telemarketer calls.”

“May your coffee always be lukewarm and bitter.”

“I curse you with never finding a comfortable position to sleep in.”

“May your alarm clock never wake you up on time.” GURU PURNIMA QUOTES IN HINDI AND ENGLISH

“Wishing you an eternity of stubbing your toe on furniture.”

“May your favorite song always be stuck in your head, on repeat.”

“I hope you always have a pebble in your shoe when you least expect it.”

“May all your pens magically run out of ink when you need to write something important.”

“I curse you with always hitting red lights when you’re in a hurry.”

“May your favorite book always have a missing chapter.”

“Wishing you an eternal struggle with tangled earphone cords.”

“May your favorite TV show always end on a cliffhanger.”

“I hope you forever have a persistent itch that you can never scratch.”

“May all your desserts be bland and tasteless.”

“I curse you with perpetual bad hair days.”