HIKE FUNNY QUOTES

“Hiking is just walking where it’s okay to pee.” – Demetri Martin

“A bad day on the trails beats a good day in the office.” – Unknown

“If you’re not lost, you’re not much of an explorer.” – Unknown

“Hiking is like life, the journey requires effort but the view is always worth it.” – Unknown

“I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my senses put in order.” – John Burroughs

“Hiking is the answer. Who cares what the question is.” – Unknown

“I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees.” – Henry David Thoreau

“Hiking is the best workout! You can hike for three hours and not even realize you’re working out. And, hiking alone lets me have some time to myself.” – Jamie Luner

“Hiking is a bit like life: The journey only requires you to put one foot in front of the other…again and again and again. And if you allow yourself the opportunity to be present throughout the entirety of the trek, you will witness beauty every step of the way, not just at the summit” – Unknown “Hiking’s not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty.” – Sonja Yoerg

“There’s no Wi-Fi in the forest, but you’ll find a better connection.” – Unknown

“I love the outdoors, and hiking is my exercise of choice.” – Chloe Sevigny

“Better to be lost in the woods than in a maze of cubicles… and way more fun!” – Unknown DAD WOULD BE PROUD QUOTES

“I took a walk in the woods and came out with a restored soul.” – Mary Davis

“Life is short, but the trails are long.” – Unknown

“Hiking is the best way to enjoy beautiful scenery and nature’s beauty, all while getting your heart rate up.” – Unknown

“I go to nature to be rejuvenated and to have my senses put back in order.” – John Burroughs

“The mountains are calling and I must go.” – John Muir

“Hiking: The ability to walk for miles while carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders.” – Unknown

“Hiking is cheaper than therapy.” – Unknown

“The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.” – Lao Tzu

“Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot).” – Diane Spicer

“Hike more, worry less.” – Unknown

“Hiking is the only way to truly enjoy nature and clear your mind at the same time.” – Unknown