“Humor is a serious business.”

“There are two kinds of people in this world: those who divide people into two kinds, and those who don’t.”

“I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.”

“Happiness is like a butterfly, the more you chase it, the more it will elude you. But if you turn your attention to other things, it comes and sits softly on your shoulder.”

“Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.”

“You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?”

“Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.”

“If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.”

“Life is too short to stick to one language.”

“I’m not gaining weight, I’m just becoming more aerodynamic.”

“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.”

“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”

“I have a photographic memory, but I always forget to put film in the camera.” MAHADEV INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES IN HINDI AND ENGLISH

“We’re all a little weird, and life’s a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.”

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”

“If at first, you don’t succeed, redefine success.”

“If I had a dollar for every time I got sidetracked… I wish I had some ice cream.”

“The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.”

“I may be a terrible person, but at least I’m honest about it.”

“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?”

“I’ve been told that I have a unique perspective on things. It’s been called ‘wrong’ before, but I prefer ‘unique’.”

“If you don’t know where you are going, any road will get you there.”

“The trouble with doing something right the first time is nobody appreciates how hard it was.”

“When someone tells you they’re sorry, and then immediately does the same thing again, that’s not really an apology, that’s just advertising.”