“Back in my day, we didn’t need no fancy gadgets to tell us the weather. We could feel it in our bones.”

“I don’t know what’s worse – the fact that you’re always on your phone, or the fact that you have no idea how to use it properly.”

“My advice to you young folks is simple: if you’re feeling down, go outside and chop some wood. It’ll make you feel better.”

“Life is like a box of chocolates – full of surprises and sometimes, a few nuts.”

“If you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself. That’s why I always fix my own breakfast.”

“In my day, you had to work hard to make a living. Nowadays, people expect everything to be handed to them on a silver platter.”

“The secret to a long and happy life is simple – don’t sweat the small stuff.”

“You kids today have it easy – you can just ask Siri for the answer. Back in my day, we had to use our brains.”

“I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.”

“If you’re gonna do something, do it right the first time. That’s why I always measure twice and cut once.”

“Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.”

“I don’t like to brag, but I’ve got more common sense in my little finger than most people have in their whole body.”

“I don’t always know what I’m doing, but I know I’m doing something.” FOUNDING FATHERS QUOTES ON RELIGION

“The best things in life are the people we love, the places we’ve been, and the memories we’ve made along the way.”

“I may be getting older, but I’m not dead yet. And as long as I’m still breathing, I’m going to keep on living.”

“You can’t always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you might just find you get what you need.”

“Life is a journey, not a destination. So enjoy the ride while it lasts.”

“I used to think I was a pretty good driver, but then they invented roundabouts.”

“If I had a dollar for every time I said ‘back in my day,’ I’d be a rich man.”

“Some people are like clouds – when they disappear, it’s a brighter day.”

“I don’t always understand the younger generation, but that’s okay. They don’t understand me either.”

“Age is just a number. It’s all about how you feel on the inside that counts.”

“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And if you don’t like lemonade, make something else.”

“Life is too short to waste time on things that don’t matter. So make every moment count, and don’t forget to have a little fun along the way.”