GRAND TOUR QUOTES

“Clarkson: Some say he naturally faces magnetic North, and that all of his legs are hydraulic. All we know is he’s called the Stig.”

“May: I don’t want to be treated as an adult. I’m quite happy for you to treat me as a toddler.”

“Hammond: Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that’s what gets you.”

“Clarkson: You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?”

“May: I’m sorry, I’m being horribly earnest again, aren’t I?”

“Hammond: Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul.”

“Clarkson: I suppose I should go and speak to Hammond, but… oh, he hasn’t got any legs.”

“May: You can’t say your car is ‘the best in the world’ unless it has been compared to all the others in the world.”

“Hammond: I’m just off to buy a spoon, so I can navigate my cereal better.” “Clarkson: What is it that makes a man keep polishing the chrome on his car? Love of the vehicle? Or something darker?”

“May: Stingray was the thinking man’s Thunderbirds.”

“Hammond: I’m not a control freak, I’m a control enthusiast.”

“Clarkson: That’s got to be the stupidest idea since someone said ‘let’s teach Jimmy Carr how to laugh’.” I CAN T IMAGINE LIFE WITHOUT YOU QUOTES

“May: I think that a true petrol-head is someone who is addicted to cars, loves them, and enjoys driving them.”

“Hammond: If you’re not sure what the problem is, just try a different tool. That’s what this profession is all about.”

“Clarkson: The best techniques are passed on by the survivors.”

“May: Cars are the sculptures of our everyday lives.”

“Hammond: I’d rather wake up in the middle of nowhere than in any city on earth.”

“Clarkson: Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary… that’s what gets you.”

“May: Big engine, small car… It’s a winning formula, always has been.”

“Hammond: I’m not going to say I’m indestructible, but nothing seems to kill me.”

“Clarkson: I’m a driving god. I mean, seriously, I’m an absolute Master of the Universe.”

“May: I don’t have a driving license, and I don’t even own a car… I just like looking at them.”

“Hammond: You can’t make a racehorse out of a donkey, but you can make a fast donkey.”