“Golf is a game where you yell ‘fore’, shoot six, and write down five.” – Paul Harvey

“Golf is a game in which you yell ‘fore’, shoot six and end up with a bogey.” – Anonymous

“Golf is a good walk spoiled.” – Mark Twain

“If profanity had any influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is.” – Horace G. Hutchinson

“Golf is like a love affair; if you don’t take it seriously, it’s no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart.” – Arthur Daley

“I never learned anything from a match that I won.” – Bobby Jones

“My handicap? Woods and irons.” – Chris Codiroli

“The only time my prayers are never answered is playing golf.” – Billy Graham

“I’m a golfer, not an athlete.” – Lee Westwood “If you’re caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.” – Lee Trevino

“Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.” – A.A. Milne

“I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.” – Robert Frost

“The most important shot in golf is the next one.” – Ben Hogan SANSKRIT QUOTES IN KANNADA

“Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course — the distance between your ears.” – Bobby Jones

“The difference between a good golfer and a great golfer is the great golfer is always focused on winning, they’re not focused on not losing.” – Jack Nicklaus

“They call it golf because all the other four-letter words were taken.” – Raymond Floyd

“There’s no game like golf; you go out with three friends, play eighteen holes, and return with three enemies.” – P.G. Wodehouse

“The only time my golf game is consistent is when I consistently stink.” – Anonymous

“Golf is a game of misses. The guy who misses the best is going to win.” – Ben Hogan

“If you think golf is boring, you’re either a bad golfer or an idiot.” – Lee Trevino

“If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play at it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.” – Bob Hope

“The older I get, the better I used to be.” – Lee Trevino

“Golf is a game in which you yell ‘fore,’ shoot six and write down five.” – Paul Harvey

“If you want to take up golf, the first thing you have to do is learn to laugh at yourself.” – Arnold Palmer