“I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.”

“You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.”

“I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.”

“The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.”

“Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.”

“I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.”

“Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five, I still had pimples.”

“The first thing I do when I wake up in the morning is check my obituary.”

“I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.” “I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I’ve ever met.”

“I’m very pleased with each advancing year. It stems back to when I was forty. I was a bit upset about reaching that milestone, but an older friend consoled me. ‘Don’t complain about growing old – many, many people do not have that privilege.'”

“Retire? I’m going to stay in show business until I’m the last one left.”

“I would rather be a failure doing something I love than a success doing something I hate.” TRUST IS EARNED QUOTE

“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”

“You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.”

“I’m so old, when I was a kid, rainbows were black and white.”

“I’m so old, my social security number is ”

“I’m at an age where my back goes out more than I do.”

“It’s hard to be nostalgic when you can’t remember anything.”

“I’d rather be a failure in show business than a success in almost anything else.”

“I’m very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.”

“The secret to a good marriage is to have a quick mind and a slow mouth.”

“I’m so old, my blood type was discontinued.”

“You can’t help getting older, but you can help growing old.”