FUNNY TEACHER APPRECIATION QUOTES

“A teacher’s job is to take a room full of noise and turn it into a symphony.”

“Teaching is the only profession where you steal things from home and bring them to work.”

“Teaching is the art of keeping 20-30 little monsters quiet and sitting in the same place for 6 hours straight.”

“Teachers: because who else has to listen to the same joke 30 times a day and still pretend it’s funny?”

“I became a teacher for the money and fame… said no teacher ever.”

“Teaching: the only profession where you tell kids not to cheat, but have to let them copy your work.”

“Teaching is a walk in the park… Jurassic Park!”

“Being a teacher is like having a boss who’s never satisfied with your work, but still expects you to give your all every day.”

“Teaching: where coffee and prayer are essential job requirements.”

“I’m not saying teachers are superheroes, but have you ever seen a superhero without a cape?”

“Teaching is a profession where you can’t erase a mistake with just one click.”

“Teaching is the only job where you can spend hours planning a lesson, only to have it derailed by a fart joke.”

“Teaching: because yelling ‘quiet down!’ for the hundredth time in a day is just part of the job.” BEING GRACIOUS QUOTES

“Teaching is like herding cats… but with more paperwork.”

“Teaching is a lot like parenting, except you can’t send the kids home at the end of the day.”

“Teachers are the real MVPs… Most Valuable Psychologists.”

“Teaching: where every day is casual Friday because you’re too tired to care about dressing up.”

“Teaching: the only profession where you can have 30 kids staring at you and still feel like you’re talking to yourself.”

“Teaching is a balancing act between being a strict disciplinarian and a lovable goofball.”

“Teaching is the art of saying the same thing over and over again, but in a way that makes it sound like a brand new revelation.”

“Teaching is a lot like riding a bike… except the bike is on fire and you’re in hell.”

“Teaching: the only job where you can have a 10-minute break and it feels like a vacation.”

“Teaching is a lot like stand-up comedy, except the audience is way more unforgiving.”

“Teaching: because where else can you find a job that requires you to be a therapist, entertainer, and genius all at the same time?”