FUNNY SWIMMING QUOTES

“Swimming; because sometimes running, cycling and lifting just aren’t wet enough.”

“I don’t always swim, but when I do, I swim freestyle.”

“I live in my bathing suit, swimming is like breathing to me.”

“Swimming: where the only equipment you need is a swimsuit and a bad attitude.”

“I like long swims in the pool, candlelit laps and romantic backstroke.”

“I may not be Michael Phelps, but I can float like a butterfly and sting like a bee.”

“I swim like a fish, except I don’t have gills and don’t like to eat seaweed.”

“Swimming is not just a sport, it’s a lifestyle… a very wet lifestyle.”

“If you want to be my swim coach, you better be ready to get wet.”

“Swimming is like a love story, it has its ups and downs but in the end, you always feel refreshed.”

“If at first you don’t succeed, swim another lap.”

“I decided to go for a swim this morning, but I think I forgot how to breathe.”

“I like swimming because it’s a statistical proof that anything’s possible with enough hard work.” SWAMI VIVEKANANDA QUOTES IN TAMIL

“I’m not the best swimmer in the world, but I’m definitely in the top 1% of people who wear goggles.”

“Swimming: the perfect combination of cardio and looking like a drowned rat.”

“I don’t always swim, but when I do, I prefer doing the backstroke so I can avoid staring at other people’s belly buttons.”

“Swimming is like yoga, except you don’t have to get up and stretch.”

“I swim because punching people is frowned upon.”

“I swim laps so I can eat tacos without guilt.”

“Swimming is the art of staying afloat while looking like a mermaid.”

“Swimming: the ultimate escape from reality, where your only focus is not drowning.”

“I swim to clear my mind, but mostly because the pool is the only place where I can pretend I’m a mermaid.”

“Swimming is like life, you have to keep moving forward or you’ll sink.”

“Life is too short to not wear a swim cap.”