FUNNY STARBUCKS QUOTES

“I run on coffee, sarcasm, and lipstick.”

“A day without coffee is likeā€¦ Just kidding, I have no idea.”

“Coffee, because adulting is hard.”

“I can’t adult today, let’s go to Starbucks.”

“Coffee is always a good idea.”

“I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need caffeine.”

“Coffee should be its own food group.”

“Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of coffee.”

“First I drink the coffee, then I do the things.” “I like my coffee like I like my humor, dark and bitter.”

“Coffee, because anger management is expensive.”

“Life is too short for bad coffee.”

“Work hard, stay positive, and drink lots of coffee.” MAYBE IN ANOTHER LIFE QUOTES

“I like my coffee like I like my men, hot and strong.”

“Coffee, the original energy drink.”

“Coffee, the anti-bitch serum.”

“If we loved anything the way we love our coffee, the world would be a better place.”

“Coffee is not a beverage, it’s a hug in a mug.”

“Coffee is the best thing to ever happen to mornings.”

“Give me coffee or give me death.”

“I’m not a morning person, I’m a coffee person.”

“I have a love/hate relationship with coffee. Without it, I can’t function. With it, I can’t calm down.”

“Coffee isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin.”

“Coffee, because sleeping is overrated.”