“Why did the physics teacher break up with his girlfriend? She didn’t get his attraction.”

“My physics teacher said I had potential. Then she added, ‘but it’s all kinetic until you actually do something.'”

“The physics teacher told me to stop procrastinating and get started on my work. I replied, ‘I’ll start after I calculate the force of my laziness.'”

“My physics teacher said that Newton’s first law applies to relationships too: objects at rest tend to stay at rest, and objects in motion tend to stay in motion. It’s no wonder I’m single.”

“The physics teacher said, ‘If at first you don’t succeed, then you’re not using enough force.'”

“My physics teacher told us that acceleration due to gravity is 8 meters per second squared. I asked her if that’s why my grades were falling so fast.”

“My physics teacher said, ‘Remember kids, energy cannot be created or destroyed.’ Except when you’re trying to motivate a lazy student.”

“Why did the physics teacher go on a diet? He wanted to reduce his mass.”

“My physics teacher told me to apply force to the problem. So I threw my textbook across the room.”

“My physics teacher said that everything in the universe is either matter or energy. I replied, ‘What about my love life?'”

“Why did the physics teacher break up with the chemistry teacher? There was no chemistry between them.”

“My physics teacher said that light always travels at the speed of 299,792,458 meters per second. I replied, ‘Except when I need to read in the dark.'”

“Why did the physics teacher wear sunglasses? To keep track of all the light waves in the classroom.” FARK QUOTES IN HINDI

“My physics teacher said that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. Then she asked me why I was reacting like a baby to her lecture.”

“Why did the physics teacher cross the road? To get to the other side of the gravitational field.”

“My physics teacher told us to never trust an atom. They make up everything.”

“Why did the physics teacher hate the beach? Too many waves.”

“My physics teacher said that if you drop a ball, it will always bounce back up. I wonder if that applies to my grades.”

“Why did the physics teacher become a magician? She wanted to show off her ability to convert matter to energy.”

“My physics teacher said that time is relative. I replied, ‘So is my effort in this class.'”

“Why did the physics teacher join a band? He wanted to master the acoustic waves.”

“My physics teacher said that electricity flows from a negative to a positive charge. I replied, ‘So that’s why I’m always so drained.'”

“Why did the physics teacher have trouble falling asleep? He kept calculating the speed of light in his head.”

“My physics teacher said, ‘The universe is constantly expanding.’ Except for my brain, apparently.”