FUNNY QUOTES GOLF

“Golf is a game of frustration. If you can’t handle that, you shouldn’t play.” – Bob Hope

“Golf is a good walk spoiled.” – Mark Twain

“The only thing I fear more than golf is snakes, and I keep a golf ball in my pocket for protection.” – Lewis Grizzard

“Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots; you get good breaks from bad shots – but you have to play the ball where it lies.” – Bobby Jones

“Golf is a game where white men can dress up as pimps and get away with it.” – Robin Williams

“The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.” – Billy Graham

“I’m hitting the woods just great, but I’m having a terrible time getting out of them!” – Harry Vardon

“Don’t play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.” – Harry Vardon

“Golf is a game in which you yell ‘fore’, shoot six and write down five.” – Paul Harvey “The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can’t improve your lie.” – George Deukmejian

“Golf is like a love affair. If you don’t take it seriously, it’s no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart.” – Arnold Palmer

“I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.” – Lee Trevino

“The only way to enjoy golf is to be a masochist. Go out and beat yourself up.” – Nancy Lopez SHINJI QUOTES

“Golf is a game in which you claim the privileges of age, and retain the playthings of childhood.” – Samuel Johnson

“Golf is an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle.” – Sports Illustrated

“Golf is a game in which a ball is struck with a club from the teeing ground into the hole by a stroke or successive strokes in accordance with the rules.” – Anonymous

“As you walk down the fairway of life, you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.” – Ben Hogan

“If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.” – Jack Lemmon

“Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off.” – Chi Chi Rodriguez

“They call it golf because all of the other four-letter words were taken.” – Raymond Floyd

“Golf is the game of life, its trajectory is straight and narrow, it is the path to greatness and ruin.” – R.W. Shakespeare

“Golf is the greatest game in the world. Just ask anyone who plays it.” – Anonymous

“Golf is a game in which you yell ‘fore’, you’re probably hitting a slice.” – Anonymous

“I’ve spent a lot of time in the sand, but never at the beach.” – Gary Player