FUNNY QUOTES FROM CARS

“I’m faster than fast, quicker than quick. I am Lightning McQueen!”

“I’m not a racing car, I’m just tired.”

“If you’re going to be a racer, you have to be a fearless driver.”

“I’m so excited, I’m just shimmering.”

“I can’t drive into the past, Doc. You have to live in the present!”

“I don’t need headlights, I have a bright idea.”

“I’m not a road hog, I’m a road warrior.”

“Put the pedal to the metal.” “I’m not going to retire. I’m going to inspire.”

“If you’re slow, you’re not going to last.”

“I’m a precision instrument of speed and aerodynamics.”

“I’m not just a toy, I’m a limited edition.” QUOTES OF MILTON HERSHEY

“I’m only doing this because I love to drive. That’s it. End of story.”

“I’m not a racecar, I’m a racecar with a personality.”

“I don’t want to just win, I want to take advantage of every opportunity I get.”

“I’m not a car, I’m a racecar that’s also a character in a movie.”

“I’m not just a car, I’m a family car.”

“I’m not a cheater, I’m just really good at being faster than everyone else.”

“I’m not afraid of the dark, I’m afraid of the consequences of not driving safely.”

“I’m not reckless, I just like to live life in the fast lane.”

“I’m not a speeder, I’m a purveyor of speed.”

“I’m not just any car, I’m the one and only Lightning McQueen.”