FUNNY QUOTES FOR TEENAGERS

“I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy.”

“I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life.”

“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”

“I’m not procrastinating, I’m just prioritizing my Netflix time.”

“I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m just committed to always being entertained.”

“I don’t have a bad memory, I just prioritize what I remember.”

“I’m not antisocial, I’m just selectively social.”

“Why study when you can Google?”

“I’m not short, I’m just concentrated awesome.”

“I’m not a morning person, I’m a coffee person.”

“I’m not ignoring you, I’m just lost in my own thoughts.”

“I’m not texting, I’m just updating my diary on social media.”

“I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for more important things.” WISEGUY QUOTES

“I’m not rude, I’m just honest.”

“I’m not broke, I’m just on a limited budget.”

“I’m not arguing, I’m just passionate about my opinion.”

“I’m not binge-watching, I’m just conducting research for my Netflix club.”

“I’m not ignoring you, I’m just trying to avoid awkward small talk.”

“I’m not weird, I’m just unique.”

“I’m not a morning person or a night owl, I’m just a perpetual procrastinator.”

“I’m not rude, I’m just allergic to stupidity.”

“I’m not fat, I’m just horizontally gifted.”

“I’m not reckless, I’m just young and invincible.”

“I’m not procrastinating, I’m just waiting for the perfect moment.”