FUNNY QUOTES FOR CAR

“My car is my therapy, my escape and my happy place. And it’s cheaper than a shrink.”

“If everything seems under control, you’re not going fast enough.”

“I don’t always drive fast, but when I do, I prefer to do it legally.”

“I don’t always work on my car, but when I do, I prefer to make it louder.”

“Cars are like potato chips – you can’t have just one.”

“Life is too short to drive boring cars.”

“The best way to get over a bad day is to take your car out for a drive.”

“If you want to know the truth about someone, take a long road trip with them.”

“Why buy a Porsche when you can buy a Honda and pretend it’s a Porsche?”

“I may be in my 40s, but my car is still faster than me.”

“Having a fast car doesn’t make you a good driver, just like having a billion dollars doesn’t make you a good person.”

“I’m not speeding, I’m just testing the limits of my brakes.”

“I don’t have a drinking problem, I have a driving solution.” MAHESH BABU INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES

“I don’t always rev my engine at stoplights, but when I do, I make sure it’s a Prius.”

“I don’t run from the police, I drive away from them.”

“My car isn’t a toy, it’s a lifestyle.”

“I got my driver’s license, so now I can legally get lost.”

“My other car is a bike, but I don’t tell my car that.”

“I don’t always tailgate, but when I do, I make sure it’s a hearse.”

“I’m not addicted to horsepower, I’m just committed to it.”

“My car’s not old, it’s just classic.”

“I don’t always wash my car, but when I do, I wax on, wax off.”

“I don’t need a GPS, my car knows where it’s going.”

“I don’t always work out, but when I do, it’s changing a flat tire.”