FUNNY QUOTES ANIME

“I’ll take a potato chip… and eat it!” – Light Yagami, Death Note

“I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy!” – Naruto Uzumaki, Naruto

“People, who can’t throw something important away, can never hope to change anything.” – Armin Arlert, Attack on Titan

“I’m not short, I’m just concentrated awesome!” – Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist

“The only true fear is the fear of the unknown.” – Maka Albarn, Soul Eater

“I don’t go looking for trouble; trouble usually finds me.” – Monkey D. Luffy, One Piece

“I don’t know everything, I just know what I know.” – Rei Ryugazaki, Free!

“I’m not a pervert… I’m a super pervert!” – Jiraiya, Naruto

“A lesson without pain is meaningless.” – Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist “I’m not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.” – Spike Spiegel, Cowboy Bebop

“I’m not short, I’m travel-sized!” – Roy Mustang, Fullmetal Alchemist

“I don’t need a weapon. My friends are my power!” – Sora, Kingdom Hearts

“I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy!” – Naruto Uzumaki, Naruto FAMILY DISAPPOINTMENT QUOTES

“If you can’t find a reason to fight, then you shouldn’t be fighting.” – Akame, Akame ga Kill

“I’m not lazy, I’m just saving my energy for when I really need it.” – Shikamaru Nara, Naruto

“I’m not perverted, I’m just curious about the female anatomy.” – Issei Hyodo, High School DxD

“It’s not about the size of the dog in the fight, it’s about the size of the fight in the dog.” – Goku, Dragon Ball Z

“I’m not stupid, I’m just not smart enough to understand some things.” – Naruto Uzumaki, Naruto

“If you don’t like your destiny, don’t accept it. Instead, have the courage to change it the way you want it to be.” – Naruto Uzumaki, Naruto

“I’m not lazy, I’m just on my energy-saving mode.” – Saiki Kusuo, The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.

“I don’t mind if I don’t become an adult. Adults only think of things they can’t do.” – Gon Freecss, Hunter x Hunter

“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.” – L Lawliet, Death Note

“The only thing we’re allowed to do is believe. We can’t change anything.” – Simon, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann

“I’m not weird, I’m just limited edition.” – Hatsune Miku, Vocaloid