FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT SUNDAY

“I always give 100% on Sundays. 50% on Monday through Friday, and 25% on Saturdays.” – Unknown

“Sunday is a day of rest… and vegetables. Lots and lots of vegetables.” – Unknown

“Sunday mornings are like my mom’s cooking. They’re comforting, warm, and occasionally burnt.” – Unknown

“Sunday is the day of the week where I do the most complex math problem; how long do I have until Monday?” – Unknown

“Whoever said that Sunday is a day of rest clearly never had children.” – Unknown

“Sunday is just Mother Nature’s way of telling you to hang out with your hungover friends.” – Unknown

“I am convinced that God made Sundays for pajamas and Netflix.” – Unknown

“Sunday: a day of rest and relaxation, and sometimes regrettable decisions.” – Unknown

“On Sundays, I plan on doing absolutely nothing and then end up doing everything.” – Unknown

“Sunday is a reminder that you have been working for the whole week, so take some time to rest and recharge.” – Unknown

“Sunday is the perfect day to lie in bed and read a book. Unless you have kids, then it’s the perfect day to hide in the bathroom and eat chocolate.” – Unknown

“Sundays are like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re going to get. Maybe a hangover, maybe a nap, maybe both.” – Unknown

“Every Sunday is a little bit of heaven and a little bit of purgatory all rolled into one.” – Unknown ELVEN QUOTES

“Sunday is the day of the week when you plan on going to the gym, but end up going to brunch instead.” – Unknown

“Sunday is the day I always forget about my diet and end up eating at least two pizzas.” – Unknown

“I love Sundays. It’s the one day of the week when it’s socially acceptable to wear pajamas all day.” – Unknown

“Sunday: the day of the week when you don’t have to set an alarm, but somehow always wake up at the same time.” – Unknown

“Sunday is the day when the couch becomes your best friend and the remote control your trusty sidekick.” – Unknown

“On Sundays, I like to do absolutely nothing except eat breakfast in bed, read a book, and think about how long until Monday.” – Unknown

“Sundays are like the rechargeable battery of the week, but they always seem to run out too quickly.” – Unknown

“Sunday is the one day of the week when you can be both lazy and guilty about it.” – Unknown

“Sunday: the day of the week when I remember everything I forgot to do on Saturday.” – Unknown

“Sundays are like a warm hug from Mother Nature. Unless it’s raining, then it’s like a cold shower.” – Unknown

“Sunday is the day of the week when you have to choose between contentment and productivity. I choose contentment.” – Unknown