FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT ICE CREAM

“I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream! And if you don’t, well, you’re just not paying attention.”

“Ice cream is happiness condensed into a cone.”

“There’s no such thing as too much ice cream. Unless you’re trying to fit into skinny jeans.”

“I have never met anyone who doesn’t like ice cream. If you don’t, you’re probably an alien.”

“I like my ice cream like I like my friends – they both come in many different flavors.”

“When life gives you lemons, make lemon sorbet. When life gives you ice cream, just eat it.”

“I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t love ice cream. That’s just not normal.”

“I could give up ice cream…but I’m not a quitter.”

“I’m pretty sure ice cream is the answer to all of life’s problems. Don’t quote me on that though.”

“A balanced diet is having an ice cream cone in each hand.”

“Ice cream is like a warm hug, except it’s cold and delicious.”

“Ice cream is like a blank canvas, but instead of paint, you use sprinkles.”

“I could never choose between my favorite flavors of ice cream. That’s why I always get a double scoop.” INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES THAT RHYME

“I don’t like to play favorites, but if I had to choose, ice cream would definitely be in my top five favorite things.”

“There’s nothing wrong with eating ice cream for breakfast. It’s just milk and eggs, right?”

“I never met an ice cream flavor I didn’t like. Except maybe durian.”

“I swear ice cream tastes better at midnight. It’s like a magical midnight snack.”

“My favorite part about summer? Ice cream trucks. It’s like Christmas morning, but with ice cream.”

“I’m pretty sure I could be happy with just an unlimited supply of ice cream. And maybe some sprinkles.”

“They say you can’t buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream, and that’s pretty close.”

“I’ve never understood those people who get a small ice cream cone. Why even bother?”

“I scream, you scream, the police come, it gets awkward.”

“I wish ice cream calories didn’t count. I’d be the happiest person in the world.”

“If you’re feeling sad, just eat some ice cream. If you’re feeling happy, also eat some ice cream. Basically, always eat ice cream.”