FUNNY MATERIALISTIC QUOTES

“The best things in life are free – and also the most expensive.” – Unknown

“Money talks, but all mine ever says is ‘goodbye’.” – Unknown

“I’m not materialistic, I just like nice things.” – Unknown

“Money can’t buy happiness, but it’s a lot easier to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle.” – Unknown

“The only thing more expensive than a luxury car is a cheap one.” – Unknown

“I’m just a simple girl, with expensive taste.” – Unknown

“I’m not rich, I’m just financially challenged.” – Unknown

“Money can’t buy love, but it can buy a lot of things that distract you from not having love.” – Unknown

“I’m not materialistic, I just like to be surrounded by nice things.” – Unknown

“Money doesn’t grow on trees, but it does grow on credit cards.” – Unknown

“I’m not materialistic, I’m just a collector of fine things.” – Unknown

“I’m not materialistic, I’m just realistic about the value of quality items.” – Unknown

“I’m not shallow, I just like to look good.” – Unknown HATS OFF TO YOU QUOTES

“I’m not materialistic, I’m just highly appreciative of the finer things in life.” – Unknown

“I’m not rich, but my credit card is.” – Unknown

“I’m not materialistic, I’m just surrounded by shiny things.” – Unknown

“Money doesn’t make you happy, but it sure can fund the search.” – Unknown

“I’m not materialistic, I’m just obsessed with luxury.” – Unknown

“I’m not materialistic, I just know what I want.” – Unknown

“I’m not obsessed with money, I just need enough to fund my expensive habits.” – Unknown

“Money can’t buy class, but it can buy a classier apartment.” – Unknown

“I’m not materialistic, I’m just addicted to retail therapy.” – Unknown

“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy a yacht big enough to sail right up to it.” – Unknown

“I’m not materialistic, I’m just budgeting for a life of luxury.” – Unknown.