FUNNY MASSAGE QUOTES

“If your body is a temple, let me be your temple masseuse.”

“A massage a day keeps the stress away.”

“I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how amazing your massage is.”

“You don’t need a therapist when you have a good massage therapist by your side.”

“Why did the massage therapist break up with her boyfriend? Because he always wanted a massage, but she never got a break.”

“A good massage is the cheapest therapy you’ll ever get.”

“My favorite thing to do is to give a massage and watch your worries disappear.”

“A massage is like a hug without the awkwardness.”

“A good massage is like a warm hug from the inside out.”

“When life hands you stress, get a massage.”

“I don’t always get massages, but when I do, I prefer deep tissue.”

“Why did the massage therapist refuse to work on the billionaire businessman? Because he was too tensioned to touch.”

“A massage is the perfect way to relax and say ‘ahhhh’.” MOOD ANNOYED QUOTES

“I give a great massage. Just ask my hands.”

“Massage is not just for muscles, it’s for the soul.”

“A massage a day keeps the knots and stress away.”

“I may not be a magician, but I can make your tension disappear with a good massage.”

“I’m not a miracle worker, but I can help you feel like a million bucks with a massage.”

“Why did the massage therapist cross the road? To get to the knots on the other side.”

“A massage is like a reset button for your body and mind.”

“Massage therapy: Because punching people in the face is frowned upon.”

“Massage therapy: Making relaxation an art form.”

“I may not have healing powers, but my massages come pretty darn close.”

“Why did the massage therapist get into a fight with a chiropractor? Because she didn’t want to be backstabbed.”