FUNNY HANGOVER QUOTES

“I woke up with a hangover and a handwritten note that said ‘I’m sorry, you were right, and I love you.’ Now if only I could remember what I was right about.”

“I’m not an alcoholic, I’m just chemically dependent on terrible decisions.”

“Hangovers are like tattoos. They seem like a good idea at the time, but in the morning you regret everything.”

“The best cure for a hangover is prevention. But since we’re past that, let’s try some hair of the dog.”

“I always wake up feeling like a million bucks…just sub out the ‘bucks’ for ‘regrets’.”

“I’m not drunk, I’m just speaking cursive.”

“I’m not hungover, I’m just in the wrong decade. My liver is still partying like it’s the ’90s.”

“Hangovers are proof that alcohol is both a liquid and a gas. It’s everywhere, and it will ruin your life.”

“The only thing worse than a hangover is the realization that you didn’t take any pictures of last night’s shenanigans.”

“I don’t have a drinking problem, I have a problem with mornings.”

“I’m starting a new diet where I only drink on days that end in Y.”

“Hangovers are like Mondays. No one likes them, but they happen anyway.”

“I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I get hangovers.” SACRIFICE PAIN LIFE QUOTES IN TAMIL

“I may have a hangover, but at least I’m not that guy who thought it was a good idea to get a tattoo of a unicorn last night.”

“I’m not sure why people say ‘bottoms up’ when drinking. My hangover definitely does not appreciate it.”

“Hangovers are just the universe’s way of telling you to take better life decisions.”

“I need a new liver. Mine seems to have gone AWOL after last night’s shenanigans.”

“I always wake up feeling like I got hit by a truck. A truck filled with vodka shots and bad decisions.”

“I wish I could remember what happened last night. But judging by the headache, it probably involved way too much tequila.”

“I don’t always have a hangover, but when I do, I prefer to do it on a workday.”

“I don’t know about you, but my hangover is definitely smarter than I am. It always seems to know how to ruin my life.”

“I’m pretty sure my liver went on vacation without me. Thanks for the souvenir hangover, liver.”

“If it’s any consolation, my hangover is never as bad as my dance moves from last night.”

“I don’t mind hangovers as long as they come with a side of hilarious stories and embarrassing photos.”